That would be me on the right simultaneously wishin':
a. I'd worn a hoodie, and
b. it was socially acceptable for adults to throw tantrums in public. Maybe with a few perfectly executed f-bombs along the way.
Side note: The entire time I waited (and drove. and waited. and drove some more.) I came to fully understand my intense love of the movie "Bandits". If you haven't seen it already, do. Top ten baby.